I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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