As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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