Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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