You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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