the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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