butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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