I heard we made out
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
tell me about the eggs
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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