I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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