My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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