The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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