And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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