32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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