She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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