I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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