Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you guys were way drunker than both of me
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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