Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny