I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.