she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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