Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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