I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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