So drunk, too bad you don't want this
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."