Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.