would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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