Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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