The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
don't judge my taste in strippers
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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