Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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