I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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