I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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