I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.