Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!