is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.