school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid