I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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