Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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