After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
