Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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