so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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