Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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