we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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