Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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