Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Can I color on your dick again?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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