This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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