I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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