He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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