Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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