Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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