I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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