How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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