I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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