Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
ugly people sure do ruin things
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
they're like a gay fantastic four
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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