Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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