just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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