So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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