Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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