I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
is that a dick in a sweater?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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