You work out of a Hotel?
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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