Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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