Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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