508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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