god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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