She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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