I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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